When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon Tea

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One of the many ways of enjoying tea is to add the juice of a lemon to the beverage. There are a lot of health benefits of drinking tea with lemon as well. But today we want to share with you a collection of “When life gives / hands /throws you lemons, … “ quotes we found. All this sayings can be condensed to “If something bad happens in your life, make the best out of it, in the end, it is your life!

When life gives you lemons…

  • As life hands you lemons, be grateful you received something.
  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade.
  • If life doesn’t give you sugar and water together with the lemons, your lemonade is gonna be very sour!
  • If life gives you a lemon, find someone else who has one and combine resources so you still have a lemon after all your expenses.
  • If life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt so you can exchange them for oranges.
  • If life gives you lemons, ask why it can’t give you money instead?
  • If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, “Thanks for the lemons!” Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
  • If life gives you lemons, keep them, because, hey: Free Lemons!
  • If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.
  • If life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie and send me a piece.
  • If life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.
  • If life gives you two lemons, find someone whom you love and give one to them.
  • If life hand you lemons, don’t make lemonade, squirt them on lobsters.
  • If life hands you lemons, take a permanent marker, write “pass it on” on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.
  • If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”
  • Life gave me lemons, but I am allergic to lemons, does that mean life hates me?
  • Life gave you lemons? Ha! I got strawberries!
  • Life gave you lemons? Life didn’t give me anything!
  • When life comes up with lemons, see if there is another direction for the lemons to go.
  • When life DOESN’T give you lemons, you’ll soon find that you miss them.
  • When life give you lemons, don’t forget to ask it for salt and a Corona.
  • When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.
  • When life give you lemons, throw them back and say ‘I wanted …!’
  • When life gives me lemons, I am happy, I love lemons.
  • When life gives you apples say: Oi! What happened to the lemons?
  • When life gives you lemons, invite your friends and ask them to bring salt and tequila.
  • When life gives you lemons and for some reason you can’t make lemonade, find a recipe for a lemon cake. The secret is to turn bitter into sweet and darkness into light.
  • When Life gives you lemons find someone who wants them and trade.
  • When life gives you lemons say, ‘I like lemons. Please, can I have more?’
  • When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask for something else, unless you like lemons.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask why not limes?
  • When life gives you lemons, ask why you didn’t get apples.
  • When life gives you lemons, ask why you got lemons and not vodka.
  • When life gives you lemons, be glad, it could have given you nothing.
  • When life gives you lemons, collect them, one day life will stop and you will have the only lemons in the world.
  • When life gives you lemons, complain about it.
  • When life gives you lemons, convince everyone that having lemons is the best thing possible.
  • When life gives you Lemons, do something with them, don’t just let them sit there, that’s wasteful.
  • When life gives you lemons, do what we all do with unwanted gifts: Thank the giver, then regift it to someone else.
  • When Life gives you lemons, don’t forget to say Thank You 🙂
  • When life gives you lemons, dress up like life and hand them on to someone else.
  • When life gives you lemons, drop them, then you will have lemon drops.
  • When life gives you lemons, eat all lemons without peeling them, because all the vitamins are in the skin!
  • When life gives you lemons, enjoy the Vitamin C!
  • When life gives you lemons, enjoy your lemon juice or lemonade.
  • When life gives you lemons, fake a british accent and say, “Please, sir! May I have some more?”
  • When life gives you lemons, find a new life that is willing to supply also vodka.
  • When life gives you lemons, find a new life!
  • When life gives you lemons, find someone who life has given fish and chips and enjoy.
  • When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life has given the gin and have a party.
  • When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask for limes!
  • When life gives you lemons, give them to me, I love free stuff!
  • When life gives you lemons, go get yourself some salmon and some sushi rice. It’s lunchtime 😉
  • When life gives you lemons, go shopping for some lobster.
  • When Life gives you lemons, grow an orchard and start a lemon business making millions.
  • When life gives you lemons, hide the lemons and, when life turns its back, claim you never got your lemons. Repeat until satisfied. Open a business, sell lemons, and make money.
  • When life gives you lemons, it’s ok to re-gift them.
  • When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your lemons, they are good for you.
  • When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it.
  • When life gives you lemons, pretend they’re oranges and hope nobody notices.
  • When life gives you lemons, run away, your not supposed to take things from strangers.
  • When life gives you lemons, when no one is looking, throw them through life’s window and run away.
  • When life gives you lemons, you have lemons.
  • When life gives you lemons, you’ve got potential for a lemon quote.
  • When life hands you lemons, ask it for a cup of tea.
  • When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
  • When life hands you lemons, blog about it!
  • When life hands you lemons, just say, ‘Hey, thanks, what else do you have for me?’

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